Sunday, July 9, 2017

Sunday Selfie: This Is My Life Now

Once, I was a proud and aloof feline Master of the Human. I doled out affection like a slowly-dripping faucet. Now? Well, now the blandishments of the warm keyboard, the gently petting hand, the nice mat, the sweet nuffings whispered in my shell-pink ear, the little fingerfuls of Gerbers. . . well, you can see for yourselves what I've become.
Look upon me and weep, Kittens. Don't let this happen to you.

17 comments:

  1. Actually, we think you just got smart! And you can always go back, if you want. We felines have that privilege.

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  2. Not too bad if that is the case.

    Emma and Buster

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  3. Now now Spitty - we know that this is not what you've become really because your Human can't be relied upon to provide those kinds of services on demand, can she? It seems to me that you've simply learned to soak up the attention when she bothers to provide it and revert to your former aloofness when she doesn't. That's a clever and sophisticated response to your environment - well done!

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  4. I always knew you were a softie at heart :)

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  5. I just wanna say, Spitty... Sparkle would have been horrified!

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  6. Hehehehe. Stretching our claws, gently sharpening them, now it's our time .... to get back to your life.

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  7. William may just be sneering, Spitty.

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  8. Time and age are mellowing you (and the human), Spitty, but you are still the King - majestic as ever.
    Purrs ... Rainbow

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  9. Sounds like a pretty good life to us, Spitty. Were do we sign up? Never fear, you are and always will be the king. Don't forget to add your link to the hop. If we don't see it in the next day or two, Mom will add it for you. Misty May sends kisses to make you feel better. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

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  10. Oh Spitty, life is too short not to abandon stuff that doesn't work for us anymore. Live it up!

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  11. Oh how the mighty have fallen........on the other hand, it all sounds pretty good to me!

    Hugs, Teddy

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  12. You're just getting older, Spitty.

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  13. Ah Spitty, think not of what you were when younger but what you have acheived! Yer Bein has been slowly trained to yer complete happiness. You can now look forward to years of pampered indulgence yers to command at will...

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  14. Spitty, you know, you are a couple of years younger than Nellie was, when she started to be a lovey dovey...
    Just letting you know...
    Love
    Barb

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  15. Oh, dare we say this is adorable? Or would that be going WAY TOO FAR?

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  16. Sounds like a purrfect... moment to me, Spitty😎Pawkisses for a Happy Day😘❤😻

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