Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Tuesday

What? 

*I* certainly can't help it if somehow her stockings ended up 

on my scratching post! I think they accidentally wrapped themselves 

around my tailio while I was napping in the bedroom. 

Hey, she doesn't like to wear them anyway! 

If they happen to end up full of holes, she can't wear them, right? 

She should THANK me!

Spitty's Week'o'Mischief: Monday

She'll never find them here! 

And if she can't find them, she can't leave for work, 

so she'll have to stay home, and do my bidding all day long!

Easy Sunday

I am sooooooooo comfertabuls!

And I am looking forward to a week of mischief 

after having been down for the count: 

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. 

Forgiveness

Hi Kitties, At heart, Spitty's a forgiving kind of guy, 

so I have resumed my rightful place in my chair 

next to the Human's and am no longer displaying the Back of Disrespect. 

I've purred loudly when correctly petted 

and tolerated a certain amount of cuddling.

At this point, I think that's as much or more

than the Human has any right to expect.

The Human and I want to say a resounding 
Thank You 
to all our furiends who have wished me well
during this Week of My Discontent. 
You are the Best!

Window Dressing

Outrage + 48 hours. 

It is a gray and drizzly day, reflecting my dreary mood.  

My fur is poop-free, I have nibbled on my morning foods, 

I have enjoyed some brushies.

The Human greets me cheerfully, just as though she had not

abandoned me to a cruel fate at the hands of that perky witchdoctor.

I ponder my fate.

P.S. I apologize to any furiend who was worried, No, I did not have to return to the Stabby Place--the picture yesterday was just my inspection of that Ebil Transport. Also, we 'pologizes for not visiting the last couple of days. We'll be back in the groove by Caturday! XOXOXO

Charon's Ferry

Hell, Party of One! Now boarding! Hell, Party of One!

Sweet Retreat

A rare glimpse of Felis Catus in his secure hideaway. 

Where he plans to stay. For a long, long, l-o-n-g time.